hi my name is luke, it rhymes with puke!

Mary Amato

Stichwörter: comedy



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under the gold standard, a free banking system stands as the protector of an economy's stability and balanced growth... The abandonment of the gold standard made it possible for the welfare statists to use the banking system as a means to an unlimited expansion of credit... In the absence of the gold standard, there is no way to protect savings from confiscation through inflation

Alan Greenspan

Stichwörter: comedy



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I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

Bruce Robinson

Stichwörter: comedy hair



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It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got saran wrap – FIX IT!!!

Lewis Black

Stichwörter: comedy



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I have so much hate that it has turned into love.

Margaret Cho

Stichwörter: humor love hate comedy margaret cho



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Plaudite, amici, comedia finita est.

(Applaud, my friends, the comedy is over.)

[Said on his deathbed]

Ludwig van Beethoven

Stichwörter: last-words comedy deathbed



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I'm standing in a slaughterhouse where the cattle are begging to become hamburgers. I have a right to be jumpy.

Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

Stichwörter: comedy shattered-mirror amelia-atwater-rhodes hamburgers



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I fart in your general direction.

Graham Chapman

Stichwörter: comedy



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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?

Chris Rock

Stichwörter: humor funny comedy everyday-life observational-comedy



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You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.

John Madden

Stichwörter: funny comedy football running teams goalline john-madden sound-effects



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