If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.
George CarlinStichwörter: comedy hilarious stand-up
Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark
Graham ChapmanCommercial comedy's often set up to feature an ironist making
devastating sport of someone who's naive or sentimental or pretentious or
pompous.
Stichwörter: comedy irony pretentious-weenies naivete pompous
I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.
Brooke BidaStichwörter: random drinking sad comedy drunk pretty silly libertarian-ann anarchist-ann anarchist-comedian beer-googles
Misery comes to miser; joy comes to wiser. (A Very Hot Cup of Tea, Empathy)
Juvenile invites, youth tries, adult applies, and the old man dies. (A Straw Man, Empathy)
In everyone, there lives a superhero. (The Medicine Man, Empathy)
Faith is the strongest word in any dictionary. (The Wisdom Beard, Empathy)
I’ve entered into your feelings; it’s your turn now. (Empathy)
Stichwörter: empathy fiction death-and-dying comedy short-story
I couldn't have made a better shot, if I had been one of those detectives who see a chap walking along the street and deduce that he is a retired manufacturer of poppet valves named Robinson with rheumatism in one arm, living at Clapham.
P.G. WodehouseStichwörter: comedy detectives
Yes. They are the words that finally turned me into the hermit I have now become. It was quite sudden. I saw them, and I knew what I had to do."
The sign read:
"Hold stick near center of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion."
"It seemed to me," said Wonko the Sane, "that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.
Stichwörter: insanity society satire genius comedy social-anxiety hermit
Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.
Jesse PetersenStichwörter: comedy zombies married-with-zombies
Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.
Jesse PetersenStichwörter: comedy zombies married-with-zombies
Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.
Jesse PetersenStichwörter: comedy zombies married-with-zombies
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