You may be married to a star, but that doesn't mean they'll treat you like one.
Jess C. ScottStichwörter: humor celebutard marriage celebrity inner-beauty dark-humor pretty fake prettiness ugliness real-beauty plastic celebrity-culture faking mainstream-media fake-people celebrity-gossip shallow-appearances
There are fears that Britain could be facing a double-dip recession, or worse still, a double-dip with misery sprinkles and fuck-where's-my-job-sauce.
Frankie BoyleStichwörter: humor dark-humor political-humor
It seems amazing that the Navy SEALs managed to get inside the compound and shoot Osama so efficiently. I can only imagine they were told that the mission was to rescue a bearded British hostage and he must be brought out alive.
Frankie BoyleStichwörter: humor dark-humor war-on-terror
Alice is fictional. This isn't.
Jess C. ScottStichwörter: satire simpsons dark-humor parody groupthink popular-culture short-story zombies group-think pop-culture american-culture sheeple mad-magazine lady-gaga resident-evil south-park zombie-apocalypse parodies
It's better to be loved than feared, but if you can't be loved, then fear will do.-Dino quoting Machiavelli
Laurell K. HamiltonStichwörter: fear love dark-humor
I love the movie "Titanic." It's my favorite romantic comedy!
Troy BissonStichwörter: humor dark-humor
While art thrives on the blazing colours of scandal, literature blossoms on the dark soil of tragedy.
E.A. BucchianeriStichwörter: art books writers literature creativity tragedy artists classics novels dark-humor arts-and-humanities sad-but-true scandal
Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.
Cate TiernanStichwörter: fun dark-humor
... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong by a man who claims he doesn't know anything.
E.A. BucchianeriStichwörter: men funny sarcasm pride ego dark-humor irony egotism socrates black-humor gadfly irony-of-life humorous-quotes egotist pride-trap
But I didn't want to be anyone's green card ticket, meal ticket, cook, washing lady, housemaid, personal masseuse, baby machine, regularly-scheduled-hole in the mattress. Only to end up dead, discarded, buried in a ditch somewhere, dumped into the big, blue sea, all used up.
Boys should just stay home and fuck their mothers.
Stichwörter: dark-humor
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