You may be married to a star, but that doesn't mean they'll treat you like one.

Jess C. Scott

Mots clés humor celebutard marriage celebrity inner-beauty dark-humor pretty fake prettiness ugliness real-beauty plastic celebrity-culture faking mainstream-media fake-people celebrity-gossip shallow-appearances

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There are fears that Britain could be facing a double-dip recession, or worse still, a double-dip with misery sprinkles and fuck-where's-my-job-sauce.

Frankie Boyle

Mots clés humor dark-humor political-humor

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It seems amazing that the Navy SEALs managed to get inside the compound and shoot Osama so efficiently. I can only imagine they were told that the mission was to rescue a bearded British hostage and he must be brought out alive.

Frankie Boyle

Mots clés humor dark-humor war-on-terror

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Alice is fictional. This isn't.

Jess C. Scott

Mots clés satire simpsons dark-humor parody groupthink popular-culture short-story zombies group-think pop-culture american-culture sheeple mad-magazine lady-gaga resident-evil south-park zombie-apocalypse parodies

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It's better to be loved than feared, but if you can't be loved, then fear will do.-Dino quoting Machiavelli

Laurell K. Hamilton

Mots clés fear love dark-humor

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I love the movie "Titanic." It's my favorite romantic comedy!

Troy Bisson

Mots clés humor dark-humor

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While art thrives on the blazing colours of scandal, literature blossoms on the dark soil of tragedy.

E.A. Bucchianeri

Mots clés art books writers literature creativity tragedy artists classics novels dark-humor arts-and-humanities sad-but-true scandal

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Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.

Cate Tiernan

Mots clés fun dark-humor

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... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong by a man who claims he doesn't know anything.

E.A. Bucchianeri

Mots clés men funny sarcasm pride ego dark-humor irony egotism socrates black-humor gadfly irony-of-life humorous-quotes egotist pride-trap

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But I didn't want to be anyone's green card ticket, meal ticket, cook, washing lady, housemaid, personal masseuse, baby machine, regularly-scheduled-hole in the mattress. Only to end up dead, discarded, buried in a ditch somewhere, dumped into the big, blue sea, all used up.
Boys should just stay home and fuck their mothers.

Angela S. Choi

Mots clés dark-humor

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