Today I will do what other's won't, so tomorrow I will do what others can't.
Jerry RiceStichwörter: football
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Erma BombeckAnyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.
Craig FergusonStichwörter: dance football celebration
I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.
Craig FergusonStichwörter: family strategy football thanksgiving
As I get older, the tyranny that football exerts over my life, and therefore over the lives of people around me, is less reasonable and less attractive. Family and friends know, after long years of wearying experience, that the fixture list always has the last word in any arrangement; they understand, or at least accept, that christenings or weddings or any gatherings, which in other families would take unquestioned precedence, can only be plotted after consultation. So football is regarded as a given disability that has to be worked around. If I were wheelchair-bound, nobody close to me would organise anything in a top-floor flat, so why would they plan anything for a winter Saturday afternoon.
Nick Hornbyfootball is like life - it requires perserverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.
Vince Lombardi Jr.Stichwörter: sports football discipline
The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.
Terry PratchettStichwörter: sports football soccer
wouldn't you like to make sure all those millions you give to Uncle Sam went to schools and hospitals instead of nuclear warheads?'
As a matter of fact, he would. Playgrounds for big kids, preschool programs to little ones, and mandatory LASIK surgery for NFL refs.
Stichwörter: humor sports football taxes
Voila bien la différence entre le singe et le footballeur. Le premier a trop de mains ou pas assez de pieds pour s'abaisser à jouer au football.
Pierre DesprogesStichwörter: football sport humanité singe
Les hémorragies cérébrales sont moins fréquentes chez les amateurs et les joueurs de football que chez le reste de la population. Les cerveaux aussi.
Pierre DesprogesStichwörter: football sport cerveau
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