Today I will do what other's won't, so tomorrow I will do what others can't.

Jerry Rice

Mots clés football



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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

Erma Bombeck

Mots clés humor football



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Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.

Craig Ferguson

Mots clés dance football celebration



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I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.

Craig Ferguson

Mots clés family strategy football thanksgiving



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As I get older, the tyranny that football exerts over my life, and therefore over the lives of people around me, is less reasonable and less attractive. Family and friends know, after long years of wearying experience, that the fixture list always has the last word in any arrangement; they understand, or at least accept, that christenings or weddings or any gatherings, which in other families would take unquestioned precedence, can only be plotted after consultation. So football is regarded as a given disability that has to be worked around. If I were wheelchair-bound, nobody close to me would organise anything in a top-floor flat, so why would they plan anything for a winter Saturday afternoon.

Nick Hornby

Mots clés football soccer



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football is like life - it requires perserverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.

Vince Lombardi Jr.

Mots clés sports football discipline



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The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.

Terry Pratchett

Mots clés sports football soccer



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wouldn't you like to make sure all those millions you give to Uncle Sam went to schools and hospitals instead of nuclear warheads?'

As a matter of fact, he would. Playgrounds for big kids, preschool programs to little ones, and mandatory LASIK surgery for NFL refs.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Mots clés humor sports football taxes



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Voila bien la différence entre le singe et le footballeur. Le premier a trop de mains ou pas assez de pieds pour s'abaisser à jouer au football.

Pierre Desproges

Mots clés football sport humanité singe



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Les hémorragies cérébrales sont moins fréquentes chez les amateurs et les joueurs de football que chez le reste de la population. Les cerveaux aussi.

Pierre Desproges

Mots clés football sport cerveau



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