Do you remember what I forgot?
Erica GorosStichwörter: humor age inspirational-quotes anxiety funny-and-random
Jace?" She offered him the glass.
"I am a man," he told her. "And men do not consume pink beverages. Get the gone, woman and bring me something brown."
"Brown?" Isabelle made a face.
"Brown is a manly colour," said Jace and yanked on a stray lock of Isabelle's hair with his free hand. "In fact, look-Alec is wearing it."
Alec looked mournfully down at his sweater. "It was black," he said. "But then it faded."
"You could dress it up with a sequined headband," Magnus suggested.
Stichwörter: humor funny-and-random
If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous
Rick RiordanStichwörter: subways funny-and-random centeral-park flying-pigs
Somehow she had climbed halfway up his body before he managed to grasp her waist. He plucked her off and set her on her feet.
She started to climb up his body again.
“Are you having fun?” he asked suspiciously.
“We’re on the fucking moon!” she shouted. “There’s nothing here!”
He stared at her. “I don’t think you’re having fun.”
“No air!”
He shook his head. “Think about that logically. Could you have possibly said those words if there truly was no air? Of course
there’s no air or atmosphere outside this bubble—”
“Ofcoursethere’snofuckingairhereorfuckingatmosphereonthefuckinggoddamnMOONyouGODDAMNFUCKINGCRAZYMORONICDJINN…”
“Grace,” he roared in her face.
Stichwörter: humor lol funny-and-random
I must be very complex, judging by the number of days determined to define me.
Spuds CrawfordStichwörter: funny-and-random
His green eyes blazed with desire; such a different look than I'd known before. Chase had studied me, reading my feelings. Tucker was only trying to see his own reflection. Disturbing on several levels.
Kristen SimmonsStichwörter: poetic inspiring funny-and-random
Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists.
Darynda JonesStichwörter: funny-and-random
Mr. Taylor has this habit of emphasizing his point by using three adjectives or verbs in a row. 'Class, you must know,' Simon begins [imitating] in a droning voice, flinging her arms around at every syllable, 'that should you fail to understand, to comprehend, to FEEL the power of the Constitution’s words you will lose, forfeit, SURRENDER your ability to master the meaning of this most important document. You must read with an open mind in order to nurture, care for, and FOSTER your citizenship. Do I make myself clear, succinct, and COMPREHENSIBLE?
Randa Abdel-FattahStichwörter: funny funny-and-random
I decided the reason why Luccas rushed off was he was allergic to the food that they had brought out. Not paying compliments to the decorations, I poked at the squid with a fork making sure it was dead. Yuck, it reminded me of squid shaped spaghetti. My mind imagined it struggling to break free from my fork. Its legs flopped back and forth, to the sides almost as if it danced. Then to eat it while it squirmed after every bite; chomp, chomp, chomp. On the other hand, you could also eat it raw, but I suppose that was where the squirming comes in. Hmm. . . Any who... Before we get off topic, I finally ate it. Yes, even with the gross images in mind.
Millicent AshbyStichwörter: funny-and-random
Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. “Narcissus is a loser! He’s so weak, he can’t bench-press a Kleenex. He’s so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it’s got a picture of Narcissus—only the picture’s so ugly, no one ever checks it out.
Rick RiordanStichwörter: funny-and-random leo-valdez
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