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Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?

Orson Scott Card

Stichwörter: science violence funny-and-random

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Claire was going to hate me. Our son was sucked into the pits of hell while I was watching General Hospital. God damn you Brenda and Sonny for making me lose focus.

Tara Sivec

Stichwörter: general-hospital funny-and-random gh

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Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' — or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people.

Nenia Campbell

Stichwörter: humor funny-and-random niceness being-nice

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Val had a horrific image of Lisa peering through a magnifying glass like a grotesquely teenybopper version of Nancy Drew — in jeggings.

Nenia Campbell

Stichwörter: humor detective funny-and-random

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Morelli was wearing a blazer over a black knit shirt, He took a seat, and his jacket swung wide, exposing the gun at his hip.
"Nice piece!" Grandma said. "What is it? Is that a forty-five?"
"It's a nine- millimeter."
"Don't suppose you'd let me see it," Grandma said. "I'd sure like to get the feel of a gun like that."
"No!" said everyone in unison.
"I shot a chicken once," Grandma explained to Morelli. "It was an accident."
"Where did you shoot it?" he finally asked.
"In the gumpy," Grandma said. "Shot it clear off.

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: funny-and-random

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You're (I'm) not weird, you're (I'm) just not preticularily normal.

Ben van Waterschoot

Stichwörter: wierd funny-and-random

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And I figured you'd drive a four-hour round-trip before giving up your car to someone else

Richelle Mead

Stichwörter: funny-and-random

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What's purple mean?"
Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting