I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said.
Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse."
"I am you Prince and you cannot refuse."
"I am your loyal servant and I just did."
"Refusal means death."
"Kill me then.
Stichwörter: humor marriage funny
Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?
Jeaniene FrostStichwörter: funny bones cat timmy
Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy
He's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners!
- Cat
Stichwörter: funny bones cat timmy
They say the path of true love never runs smooth. Well, Luke and my true love's path didn't run at all, it limped along in new boots that were chafing its heels. Blistered and cut, red and raw, every hopping, lopsided step, a little slice of agony.
Marian KeyesStichwörter: funny
Nathan, how can you stand playing the same piece over and over again?" And Grandpa Nate answered, "Why don't you ask me how I can stand making love to the same woman over and over again?
E.L. KonigsburgStichwörter: humor music sex funny
...you don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress.
Jeaniene FrostI have heard stories that it was love at first sight for both of us, that we disappeared to a guest room at Merle's house, had our meals sent up, and didn't emerge for several days. This is absolutely untrue. I would never behave like that as a guest in someone's home. Carlos and I went to my beach house.
Martha GrahamIf you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
Lawrence FerlinghettiStichwörter: humour funny cynical beatnik
My congratulations to you, sir. Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
Samuel JohnsonStichwörter: humour funny cynical review
Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.
Mark TwainStichwörter: humour funny cynical review
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