Carlos, are we in complete understanding with each other?”
“Yeah,” I say. “As long as it’s not in your house and you don’t know about it, you’re okay with us messin’ around.”
“I know you’re joking with me. You are joking with me, aren’t you?”
“Maybe.
Stichwörter: romance humour funny young-adult-fiction young-adult-romance
Ben walks in the room and asks, “What were you guys doing?” Nikki says “Nothing” at the same time I say, “Your sister and I were just makin’ out.
Simone ElkelesStichwörter: romance humour funny young-adult-fiction young-adult-romance
Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy!
Tamara ThorneStichwörter: humor funny humorous dirty
Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.
Louis C.K.Stichwörter: life honesty family funny attitude comedy quote joke honest jokes comedian stand-up lucky-louie fuck-it louie
What were you thinking?" I demanded once we were moving to the music. I was trying to ignore his hands. "Do you know how much trouble you may have gotten me in?"
Adrian grinned. "Nah. They all feel bad for you. You'll achieve martyrdom after dancing with a mean, wicked vampire. Job security with the Alchemists.
Stichwörter: romance funny hilarious adrian-ivashkov sydney-sage sydrian indigo-spell
You just ruined a perfectly delicious Danish!” I squawk at him.
“Man,” he laughs, “note to self, don't mess with Elle’s pastries.”
I scrape a giant hunk off my chin and smush it across his lips. He licks them and moans.
“Oh man, that is seriously one amazing Danish.”
“Now you understand.” I laugh at him. I wipe my face off and we finish our treats without wasting anymore.
Stichwörter: romance funny cuteness
When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each other.
About Alex and Brittany.
Stichwörter: romance humour funny young-adult-fiction young-adult-romance
...in the unique case of a country’s geographic position, it is difficult to consider this factor as anything other than a cause, unless we assume that in prehistoric times peoples migrated to climates that fit their concepts of power distance, which is rather far-fetched.
Geert HofstedeStichwörter: funny travel culture prehistory
and then she said, 'Let's play Truth or Dare' and then you fucked her."
"Wait, you fucked her? In front of the Colonel?" Takumi cried.
"I didn't fuck her."
"Calm down, guys," the Colonel said, throwing up his hands. "It's a euphemism."
"For what?" Takumi asked.
"Kissing.
Stichwörter: funny
So if you're trying to play games with me, I should let you know up front that it's not going to work.
"What?" I frown "what are you talking abou-"
"You can't play hard to get, kid." He raises his eyebrow. "I can't even touch you. Takes 'hard to get' to a whole new level, if you know what I mean." "Oh my god," I mouth, eyes closed, shaking my head. "You are insane." He falls to his knees. "Insane for your sweet, sweet love!" "Kenji" I can't lift my eyes because I'm afraid to look around, but I'm desperate for him to stop talking. To put an entire room between us at all times. I know he's joking, but I might be the only one. "What?" he says, his voice booming around the room. "Does my love embarass you?" "Please-please get up-and lower your voice-"
"Hell no."
"Why not?" I'm pleading now.
"Because if I lower my voice, I won't be able to hear myself speak. And that," He says, "Is my faviorite part."
I can't even look at him.
"Don't deny my Juliette I'm a lonely man."
What is wrong with you?"
"You're breaking my heart." His voice is even louder now,
Stichwörter: love funny dystopian smartass
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