A million possible endearments ran through his head. But he said, “Help.
Robyn CarrStichwörter: romance humour funny contemporary-romance
Bailey, where’s your hat?”
“In my pocket, sir!”
“Why isn’t it on your head?”
“Because I can’t get my head in my pocket, sir!
He’d never been shy, but he’d always been a little uncertain around girls. He just couldn’t believe they liked him.
Robyn CarrStichwörter: romance humour funny contemporary-romance
Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE
A.O. StormStichwörter: humor life diet funny exercise workout
No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE
A.O. StormStichwörter: humor funny cooking etiquette entertaining ahole
The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.
Joseph Gordon-LevittStichwörter: apple funny wife doctor pun
A man touched me:
his hand... my thigh.
I touched him too:
my fist... his jaw.
Stichwörter: funny girl-power unexpected
Graves leaned forward, eyeing me. “Hey, Dru. You were French-kissing a
winged snake. Creeptastic.
Stichwörter: funny paranormal ya
But we left camp after a while and we was driving in a real spooky place cause all the roads up near camp are dark and in the woods and we had to drive for a while to get to a highway cause there was no street lights or anything and nothing but woods and my dad asked me if I had a good time and I told him I did, but that’s really a lie and I felt like telling him what it was like at that mean old camp, but I thought he’d get mad and tell me I’m making it up and I thought I’d tell him some other time like Febuary and cause I didn’t think he’d believe me anyway, but so I changed my mind and then I thought I should tell him now cause he’ll wonder howcome I never told him sooner, so when he said that’s a nasty gash and when he said what did I do, stumble on the trail and hit a big rock or something? I told him no and I told him that lots of bad things happened to me at camp and that I never want to go there again cause I hate it and I almost cried. But he said I always had a bibid emigination cause he’s sure it wasn’t that bad! And I don’t know about those big words either, but what he said made me kind of mad cause grownups always think they know what happened to you better than you do yourself.
Timothy Victor RichardsonStichwörter: humor boys family childhood funny child family-relationships initiation camp grownups frightening childhood-memories
No, no, no! I am not giving birth backstage at a rock concert. I need to be in a hospital, pumped full of every drug that they can legally give me!
I was so shocked, my only repsonse was,
'Well, he was conceived backstage at a concert, so it's sort of fitting for him to be born at one.
Stichwörter: humor funny anna reckless kiera
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