We need to shop," Paul said, peering over his shoulder.
"True. We should do it together." [...]"We can hold up cucumbers in the produce section and make suggestive gestures at each other with them.
Stichwörter: funny
Pie in a bed of raw onions. Human skull looking put-upon. -- Howl
Diana Wynne JonesIt's a joke in the zoo business, a weary joke, that the paperwork involved in trading a shrew weighs more than an elephant, that the paperwork involved in trading an elephant weighs more than a whale, and that you must never try to trade a whale, never.
Yann MartelBugger off kitty!" - Ryou
"But before we begin this duel to the death, I have just one question. Could I get a hug?" - Melvin
"Help! This supermodel is one of my fangirls!" - Ryou
"A locked door?! Impossiblllllll- No wait, that's totally possible. What am I talking about?" - Melvin
"Let's ditch the tosser!" - Ryou
"What a lovely day." - Melvin
"Gangway; women and shemales first!" -Ryou
"This door is a bitch!" - Melvin
"Can I be the main character now?" - Ryou
"'STAB'. (Denied.) 'KILL'. (Denied.) 'MUTIL-' Ah dammit, there aren't enough spaces! Umm... 'PAIN'. (Denied.) Why are these the only words I know?!" - Melvin
"I'm here to kick ass and drink cups of tea. And I'm all out of tea." - Ryou
Stichwörter: humor funny little-kurioh marik mariku melvin-ishtar ryou-bakura ygotas yugioh-the-abridged-series
I don't care." - Bakura
"I'm not going to kill you, just destroy you a little. Geez, talk about overreacting!" - Marik
"So then he goes to me with the tea pot and he goes, 'Why so British?'." - Bakura
"Now I can't that friggin song out of my head! Thanks Odion, thanks a bunch!" - Marik
"Not a kitty!" - Bakura
"Maybe we should hug him, Bakura. I mean he seems like an okay guy." - Marik
Stichwörter: humor funny malik marik ygotas yugioh-the-abridged-series ishtar little-kuriboh thiefshipping yami-bakura
He shrugged. “I have a stomach thing. Don’t get close.”
“Well, now you’ve spoiled everything,” I said casually, working hard to fake it. “I was planning to seduce you in the broom closet.” I pointed. “Right there.”
A joyless smile appeared on Jamie’s lips. “We are far too screwed-up for a goddamned love
triangle.”
That’s my Jamie.
And you, Lord Bridgerton," she replied in a tone that could have frozen champagne, "are almost as handsome as your brother."
Colin snorted again, only this time it sounded as if he were being strangled.
"Are you all right?" Miss Sheffield asked.
"He's fine," Anthony barked.
She ignored him, keeping her attention on Colin. "Are you certain?"
Colin nodded furiously. 'Tickle in my throat."
"Or perhaps a guilty conscience?" Anthony suggested.
Colin turned deliberately from his brother to Kate. "I think I might need another glass of lemonade," he gasped.
"Or maybe," said Anthony, "something stronger. Hemlock, perhaps?
Stichwörter: humor funny bridgerton-series the-viscount-who-loved-me
Don’t look so worried. I’ve sailed the seven seas, and I’ve never had an unsuccessful adventure yet!”
“Really? You’ve sailed all seven seas?” asked Darwin admiringly.
“Every last one!”
“What are the seven seas? I’ve always wondered.”
“Aaarrr. Well, let’s see…” said the Pirate Captain, scratching his craggy forehead. “There’s the North Sea. And that other one, the one near Mozambique. And…what’s that one in Hyde Park?”
“The Serpentine?”
“That’s the one. How many’s that then? Three. Um. There’s the sea with all the rocks in it…I think they call it Sea Number Four. Then that would leave…uh…Grumpy and Sneezy…”
Darwin was starting to look a little less impressed.
“Would you look at that big seagull!” said the Pirate Captain, quickly ducking into a beach hut.
In the Old Language, she hissed, “If any harm shall befall him, I will come after you, and find you where you sleep. I do not care where you lay your head or who with, my vengeance shall rain upon you until you drown.”
That last word was drawn out, until its syllable was lost in more growling.
Dead silence.
Until Doc Jane said dryly, “Annnnd this is why they say the female of the species is more dangerous than the male.
Stichwörter: funny qhuinn layla doc-jane
[..] we human beings are ready and willing to steal something that does not explicitly reference monetary value - that is, something that lacks the face of a dead president.
Dan ArielyStichwörter: funny
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