Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all.
Anne Burack SayreStichwörter: imagination history funny mystery delightful birthday children-s elementary-school anne-burack-sayre juvenile-fiction sister-and-brother-team targets-3rd-5th-graders
Why are we learning about the past, when this is History?
Galinda GlindaStichwörter: humor past history random funny wicked
What was that bit about fish sticks?” he asked, climbing back into the SUV.
“Oh, pretty clever of her actually, though I thought it ridiculous at the time. Sometimes Mom gets paranoid, thinks people might be out to get her, out to get me.” I laughed nervously at how close that hit to home. “Anyway, one night she was really freaked out and came up with a code. If I was ever
kidnapped or something, she would say something about me liking fish sticks. If I said I wanted fish sticks, that meant I was in danger and needed help, no matter what else I’d said to her that I was fine.” “So by you saying you hate fish sticks…”“She knows I’m fine and she doesn’t need to further involve the police. Who says bipolar disorder can’t be useful?
Stichwörter: funny intresting mental-disorders good-to-know
Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.
Katie McGarryStichwörter: humour fiction funny ya breasts new-release 2013 katie-mcgarry dare-you-to ryan-stone
When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!
Louis TomlinsonStichwörter: funny smile dream dare pretty to forever one-direction louis-tomlinson 1d
What is it about Paris that I just can’t keep my hands off of you?” I ask him in between kisses.
“It has nothing to do with Paris and everything to do with my raw sexuality, baby. I’m fucking irresistible,” he growls just before he shoves his tongue down my throat.
I can’t argue with that.
Stichwörter: funny erotic sexy
It was around then that the phone rang. It was my friend Cee Cee, wanting to know if I cared to join her and Adam McTavish at the Coffee Clutch to drink iced tea and talk bad about everyone we know.
Meg CabotStichwörter: friends funny suze-simon badmouth
No way!" I yelled, taking it from him.
"I can't believe I made a pink knife."
"It's so cute! I love it. Finally, a companion worthy of Tasey.
Stichwörter: funny evie bud pink-knife tasey
While he sat there he decided he would buy a waterbed. He had always imagined owning a waterbed when he was successful, but now it struck him that getting the bed might invoke the man he wanted to become. You bought a waterbed and so became the sort of man who owned a waterbed.
Lisa MooreIf this happened in a Fae marriage, then the female would beat the male into submission. If she is too small to beat him properly, one of the larger women of her family would perform the task for her.
Sophie OakStichwörter: funny intresting-marriage women-rites
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