In the cool dark basement, she whispers, "It's not Ralph, is it?"
Cabel's quiet for a moment, as if he's thinking, "You mean like Forever Ralph? Uh, no."
"You've read Forever?" Janie is incredulous.
"There wasn't much else to chose from on the hospital library cart, and Deenie was always checked out," Cable says sarcastically.
"Did you like it?"
Cabel laughs softly, "Um...well, it wasn't the wisest thing to read for a fourteen-year-old guy with fresh skin grafts in the general area down there, if you know what I mean.
Stichwörter: funny forever gone lisa cabel lisa-mcmann janie dream-catcher mcmann dream-catcher-3 forever-ralph
So what, then? Pete? Clyde?"
Cabel rolls over, pretending to sleep.
"It's Fred, isn't it?"
"Janie. Stop."
"You named your thing Janie?" She giggles.
Cabel groans deeply. "Go to sleep.
Stichwörter: funny gone lisa cabel lisa-mcmann janie dream-catcher mcmann dream-catcher-3
You don’t like romantic shit,” Luke remarks and frowns at me.
“I don’t like watching you lay the romantic shit on my best friend, pal. It’s disgusting. This,” I gesture around the room with my hands, “is not a movie. But I do like watching Zac Efron, Channing Tatum, and a number of other hot actors lay on the romantic shit in a movie. I have a vagina.”
“I’m aware,” Luke remarks earning a glare from Nate. “Although, not first-hand,” he quickly adds.
Stichwörter: funny hot jealous-hero
I can’t stay. I have to go train for a while. You can come with me if you want.” He kisses my nose as I laugh up at him.
“Honey, I don’t run. If you ever see me running, you’d better start running too ‘cause that means that something is chasing me.
Stichwörter: funny after-sex with-me-series
Want to dance? We have music this time. And I don't have to punch you when we finish.
Amy TinteraStichwörter: funny callum reboot
Normally I’d run off in the other direction when faced with a man wearing what were essentially pyjamas to work, but this time... well, they matched my boxers.
Josephine MylesStichwörter: random funny love-at-first-sight
I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. I think you’re wonderful. I want to be with you. I don’t want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you…..I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something?
Shannon L. AlderStichwörter: humor life insanity romance marriage relationships funny hatred adversity dating unrequited-love anger feelings choices confusion divorce disease insane battles boyfriends in-love crush breakups crazy-love struggles partners spouse lack-of-communication mixed-signals exboyfriends stupid-women unfinished-business exgirlfriends exspouse insane-love mad-love obsessive-love stupid-men
First rule of thievery,' Eli said, grinning, 'only run if you're not coming back.' (...) 'First rule of thievery, never use the same entrance twice.' Miranda rolled her eyes. 'How many 'first rules' of thievery do you have?' 'When one mistake can mean your head on a pike, every rule's a first rule,' Eli said cheerfully.
Rachel AaronStichwörter: humor funny witty rules-to-live-by
How did you get in here?' (...) 'How I got here isn't important, because I could do it twenty times again, each time a different way.
Rachel AaronStichwörter: humor funny badass cocky badass-boast
In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead.
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