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Douglas Adams

Stichwörter: meaning-of-life funny



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Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.

Rick Riordan

Stichwörter: funny curse



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Though I normally approve of plain speaking, as you know, I would suggest that as part of your good behavior, you refer to the king as 'his grace' or even simply 'the king' instead of 'that creature,' by the way.

Susan Higginbotham

Stichwörter: funny the-stolen-crown master-catesby



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Sane is boring.

R.A. Salvatore

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My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.

Jess C. Scott

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Tom Cruise isn't that big of a guy," my mom always says. I love how she tries to avoid using the word "short."
Yeah," I tell her in return, "but he compensates by being Tom Cruise."
Not that anyone really wants to BE Tom Cruise anymore now that he's a crazy couch jumper. But whatever.

Ann Edwards Cannon

Stichwörter: funny tom-cruise



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Is it just me, or do you also think this is unnatural behavior in a female parent? Isn't there a federal law that says mothers are not allowed to laugh at vulnerable male children when they are required to wear stupid clothing to work?
There should be.

Ann Edwards Cannon

Stichwörter: life love funny to guide a-e-cannon loser-s



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Aunt Mercy put down her tiles, one at a time. I-T-C-H-I-N.
Aunt Grace leaned closer to the board, squinting. "Mercy Lynne, you're cheatin' again! What kinda word is that? Use it in a sentence."
"I'm itchin' ta have some a that white cake."
"That's not how you spell it." At least one of them could spell. Aunt Grace pulled one of the tiles off the board. "There's no T in itchin'." Or not.

Margaret Stohl

Stichwörter: funny scrabble



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Playboy stretched his arm, patting Carlos on the back. "Well, you know what they say: If you love someone, let'em go. If they don't come back, hunt'em down and kill'em!

Alex Sanchez

Stichwörter: love freedom funny hunt alex-sanchez gettinf-it



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