Yep those are goosebumps. Or a bad case of arm acne. Or as I call it, armcne.
Daniel WatersStichwörter: funny phoebe generation-dead
Adam's hot Pheebs! Admit it girl. That body is like some kind of happy experiment. It's like he was manufactured in a nympho scientist's secret laboratory
Daniel WatersStichwörter: funny generation-dead margi
She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing…
"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty."
Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.
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Please, touch me, I pray.
Jess C. ScottStichwörter: humor individuality wisdom imagination life truth honesty friendship love reality passion music romance sex humour relationships self funny lust novel girl desire young-adult young lust-for-life hip-hop young-adult-literature young-adult-fiction young-adult-novels young-adults
I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?
Jess C. ScottStichwörter: humor wisdom truth honesty sexuality love passion romance sex humour relationships funny lust body erotic girl desire cool erotica incest sister taboo
All of a sudden Yutaka realized he had created a cloud of dust all around him. Oh no! No! This sucks. This blows more than your mama! Hey, now's not the time to come up with stupid jokes!
Koushun TakamiStichwörter: funny battle-royale mama yutaka
Oh please," Scout said."Don't take that tone with me. You know you'd love to have a minion. Someone at your beck and call. Someone to do your bidding. How many times have you said to yourself," Self, I need a unicorn to run errands and such?
Chloe Neill[novan]: bassists are very good with their fingers
[novan]: and some of us sing backup vocals, so that means we're good with our mouths too...
(~ IM chat with Novan Chang, 18, bassist)
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Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
J.K. RowlingStichwörter: funny dumbledore albus-dumbledore the-philosopher-s-stone
. . .Tell me, Clare: why on earth would a lovely girl like you want to marry Henry?'
Everything in the room seems to hold its breath. Henry stiffens but doesn't say anything. I lean forward and smile at Mr. DeTamble and say, with enthusiasm, as though he has asked me what flavor of ice cream I like best: 'Because he's really, really good in bed.' In the kitchen there's a howl of laughter. Mr. DeTamble glances at Henry, who raises his eyebrows and grins, and finally even Mr. DeTamble smiles, and says 'Touché, my dear.
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