Thankyou,"Catherine said, the smile still hovering on her lips. "That is kind of you my lord. But i will never dance with you."
Which, ofcourse, made it the goal of leo's life.
Stichwörter: hilarious leo-hathaway
Come on," he said. "Bring the poker."
I brought the tongs as well. I felt like it.
Stichwörter: hilarious
It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.
P.G. WodehouseStichwörter: hilarious
It's brain," I said; "pure brain! What do you do to get like that, Jeeves? I believe you must eat a lot of fish, or something. Do you eat a lot of fish, Jeeves?"
"No, sir."
"Oh, well, then, it's just a gift, I take it; and if you aren't born that way there's no use worrying.
Stichwörter: hilarious
I had one of those ideas I do sometimes get, though admittedly a chump of the premier class.
P.G. WodehouseStichwörter: hilarious
We found Trent and pulled him off the leggy girl. “Trent, it’s time to get home before your parents realize we snuck out.” I said.
“What?” he asked confusedly.
“Plus the bouncer found out we were sixteen and he does not look happy.” Logan added.
The girl froze, “You’re sixteen? What the hell. You little perv, you’re going to pay for this.”
Trent sputtered, “What? No.”
Logan looked at her all doe eyed innocence and said “Sorry Ma’am, we have to get home now because it’s past our curfew.”
Trent stood open mouthed in shock but his eyes were shooting murderous rays.
So many death glares, so little time.
Stichwörter: hilarious prank funny-quote
And after his unparsable response, including a passage where he said he was 'blurring the boundaries between a thing and thought,' she said, 'Thank you, I get lost sometimes,' while laying two fingers on his folded arm.
Steve MartinStichwörter: hilarious art-hipsters
Oh, how I longed to burst through the doors and go walking through the streets, with my hands open, like weapons!
Marcel BéaluStichwörter: revenge frustration hilarious silly
What were you thinking?" I demanded once we were moving to the music. I was trying to ignore his hands. "Do you know how much trouble you may have gotten me in?"
Adrian grinned. "Nah. They all feel bad for you. You'll achieve martyrdom after dancing with a mean, wicked vampire. Job security with the Alchemists.
Stichwörter: romance funny hilarious adrian-ivashkov sydney-sage sydrian indigo-spell
No' seems such a flimsy and inadequate little word to express how very little interest I have in hearing you rambling on about that particular topic.
FayJayStichwörter: hilarious stealing-for-usage
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