With these words there came the rending scream of a shattered stirk and an angry troubling of the branches as the poor madman percolated through the sieve of a sharp yew, a wailing black meteor hurtling through green clouds, a human prickles.
Flann O'BrienStichwörter: poetic strange weird hilarious
How much of my fever-induced dream was real? I felt safe assuming that my time as a bee was fiction, as well as a few mythological animals that I swear I'd seen. Then I'd lived on the sun with aliens.
Cora CarmackStichwörter: humor funny hilarious
He ignored me, thank God, saying to Kat, "Let go of Frosty's leash. You're choking the life out of him."
Kat's eyes narrowed to tiny slits, a sure sign of her aggression. "He deserves to choke. He didn't keep little frosty in his pants this summer." the words snapped like a whip.
"He did." Cole snapped back with unwavering confidence.
"Not."
"Did."
"Not!"
"Did,"
"Not, not, not!" she shouted with a stomp of her foot.
"What are we five?" Cole said.
"Six.
Stichwörter: alice hilarious kat cole
Lord John: 'The court has suffered most sorely for your absence. We hardly know where to find our amusement now.'
Lady Nora: 'I am sorry to hear that, I suppose it takes some wit to produce one's own entertainment. Are you often bored?
Stichwörter: evil hilarious whitty
Huh," said Percy. "Never seen Jason fly before. He looks like a blond superman.
Rick RiordanStichwörter: hilarious so-percy
How did I know? Paul, I've known since you were eight and I caught you masturbating in front of the TV to Bo and Luke Duke.
Heidi CullinanStichwörter: hilarious
Thats what happens to Snow in Texas, lady. It freaking MELTS!!" Leo Valdez- The Lost Hero
Rick RiordanStichwörter: lost heroes earth snow leo hilarious texas freak percy rick-riordan jackson lady valdez adhd heo melts of-olympus
Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes.
David WongStichwörter: funny hilarious spiders comic
If you've ever been there, you've never forgotten. The feeling is as haunting and familiar as the smell of a junior high school locker room.
Frank E. PerettiStichwörter: hilarious
The alien in my uncle hand obviously taken full control. Soon, it would claw its way out of his stomach and tap dance across my bed
Jennifer L. ArmentroutStichwörter: hilarious alex-aiden
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