With these words there came the rending scream of a shattered stirk and an angry troubling of the branches as the poor madman percolated through the sieve of a sharp yew, a wailing black meteor hurtling through green clouds, a human prickles.

Flann O'Brien

Mots clés poetic strange weird hilarious



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How much of my fever-induced dream was real? I felt safe assuming that my time as a bee was fiction, as well as a few mythological animals that I swear I'd seen. Then I'd lived on the sun with aliens.

Cora Carmack

Mots clés humor funny hilarious



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He ignored me, thank God, saying to Kat, "Let go of Frosty's leash. You're choking the life out of him."
Kat's eyes narrowed to tiny slits, a sure sign of her aggression. "He deserves to choke. He didn't keep little frosty in his pants this summer." the words snapped like a whip.
"He did." Cole snapped back with unwavering confidence.
"Not."
"Did."
"Not!"
"Did,"
"Not, not, not!" she shouted with a stomp of her foot.
"What are we five?" Cole said.
"Six.

Gena Showalter

Mots clés alice hilarious kat cole



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Lord John: 'The court has suffered most sorely for your absence. We hardly know where to find our amusement now.'

Lady Nora: 'I am sorry to hear that, I suppose it takes some wit to produce one's own entertainment. Are you often bored?

Meredith Duran

Mots clés evil hilarious whitty



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Huh," said Percy. "Never seen Jason fly before. He looks like a blond superman.

Rick Riordan

Mots clés hilarious so-percy



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How did I know? Paul, I've known since you were eight and I caught you masturbating in front of the TV to Bo and Luke Duke.

Heidi Cullinan

Mots clés hilarious



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Thats what happens to Snow in Texas, lady. It freaking MELTS!!" Leo Valdez- The Lost Hero

Rick Riordan

Mots clés lost heroes earth snow leo hilarious texas freak percy rick-riordan jackson lady valdez adhd heo melts of-olympus



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Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes.

David Wong

Mots clés funny hilarious spiders comic



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If you've ever been there, you've never forgotten. The feeling is as haunting and familiar as the smell of a junior high school locker room.

Frank E. Peretti

Mots clés hilarious



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The alien in my uncle hand obviously taken full control. Soon, it would claw its way out of his stomach and tap dance across my bed

Jennifer L. Armentrout

Mots clés hilarious alex-aiden



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