Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!

Regina Griffin

Stichwörter: humor humerous funny-but-true funny-as-hell funny-quotes



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Why are you putting on lip gloss, my daughter?" Dad asked ." Trip to the library? Trip to the nunnery? I hear the nunneries are nice this time of year." "Not a date; I still remember Claud," Rusty said, and grabbed her ankle. " I forbid it." "You introduced me to Claud," Kami pointed out. "I'm a bad person," Rusty mumbled. "I do bad things." "Is this true, Kami? Are you going out on a date?" Dad asked tragically. "wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan honey.

Sarah Rees Brennan

Stichwörter: humerous nunnery cardigans



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The King had advertised the old magic tea set, but for some reason, no one wanted sugar teeth that could gouge their eyes out.

Heather Dixon Wallwork

Stichwörter: magic humerous



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It is not a Christmas tree!" said the King, so firmly that all the girls stopped jumping about. "This is a house of mourning. It is nothing more than a tree. I thought it would look nice. Inside. That is all.

Heather Dixon Wallwork

Stichwörter: christmas king humerous



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We all look back at some time or other and wonder why we didn't listen to our instincts. Why did we hestiate? Why did we lose our dreams?

Diane Griffith

Stichwörter: descriptive travel humerous heart-warming greek-island true-adventure vw-camper



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Okay, I'll take the pink one with the torn ear.'
The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?"
Her face is stoic. 'Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears.

Jessica Sorensen

Stichwörter: humerous teddy-bear seth callie carnival kayden



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