Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!
Regina GriffinTags: humor humerous funny-but-true funny-as-hell funny-quotes
Why are you putting on lip gloss, my daughter?" Dad asked ." Trip to the library? Trip to the nunnery? I hear the nunneries are nice this time of year." "Not a date; I still remember Claud," Rusty said, and grabbed her ankle. " I forbid it." "You introduced me to Claud," Kami pointed out. "I'm a bad person," Rusty mumbled. "I do bad things." "Is this true, Kami? Are you going out on a date?" Dad asked tragically. "wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan honey.
Sarah Rees BrennanTags: humerous nunnery cardigans
The King had advertised the old magic tea set, but for some reason, no one wanted sugar teeth that could gouge their eyes out.
Heather Dixon WallworkIt is not a Christmas tree!" said the King, so firmly that all the girls stopped jumping about. "This is a house of mourning. It is nothing more than a tree. I thought it would look nice. Inside. That is all.
Heather Dixon WallworkWe all look back at some time or other and wonder why we didn't listen to our instincts. Why did we hestiate? Why did we lose our dreams?
Diane GriffithTags: descriptive travel humerous heart-warming greek-island true-adventure vw-camper
Okay, I'll take the pink one with the torn ear.'
The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?"
Her face is stoic. 'Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears.
Tags: humerous teddy-bear seth callie carnival kayden
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