Do you want to know the world? Then look at it closely. Do you want to like it? Then look at it from afar.
Ion Luca CaragialeStichwörter: humor-inspirational
You know as well as I do, damn you. Like it or not I seem to have grown a heart. I have absolutely no use for the damned thing, but there it sits, demanding Elinor. I can't live without her.
Anne StuartStichwörter: humor-inspirational
The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I’m kidding. But killing helps.
Douglas CouplandStichwörter: greed humor-inspirational
She’ll read your mind like nobody’s business.
Jayde ScottStichwörter: humor-inspirational
No, you just keep polishing your fangs or whatever you guys do in there.
Jayde ScottStichwörter: humor-inspirational
Sometimes people don't take responsibilities of their own behaviors and they blame others , i have Four words for them " Go Sue Your Brain " .
Mohieddine CheouichiStichwörter: humor-inspirational
And Mom doesn't like anyone cutting her flowers, so I cut up her magazines instead. Do you like it?
Ryan LovelessStichwörter: humor-inspirational
Give me chastity and constancy, but not yet." St. Augustine. "Amen" Odette
Marie ClairStichwörter: humor-inspirational
If you can't impress them with your personality, baffle them with your bullsh**
GrandpaStichwörter: humor-inspirational
...when we perfect 3-D copiers and they reproduce tissue, we'll have a million Marilyns walking around with no souls...
John GeddesStichwörter: marilyn-monroe souls humor-inspirational 3-d copiers
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