In any perfect relationship men should remember it's a matter of direction; she takes what's right and you take what's left.

Solitaire Parke

Stichwörter: humor-relationships



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There’s pretty much no way for me to answer that without sounding like an asshole, so maybe you could do me a solid and not make me.

Alex Potvin

Stichwörter: humor relationships funny humor-relationships funny-but-sad



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Men are very sensitive, Mma Makutsi. You would not always think it to look at them, but they are. They do not like you to point out that they are wrong, even when they are. That is the way things are, Mma--it just is.

Alexander McCall Smith

Stichwörter: men humor-relationships mma-ramotswe



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Is that a banana in your lunch box, or are you just pleased to see me?

H.M. Forester

Stichwörter: humor-relationships



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I wish for you four animals: a mink on the shoulders, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass to pay for it all. To you!

John Oldale

Stichwörter: toasts humor-relationships



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I don't see how being married could be any worse than listening to you talk for twenty years, but that still ain't much of a recommendation for it.

Larry McMurtry

Stichwörter: humor-relationships



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I have something very important to say to you, but I can't tell you what it is. It's a very important thing, but I'll tell you another time.

Rhona Cameron

Stichwörter: humor-relationships



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Sounds to me like you're talkin' about the wrong things. Why don't you talk about other things? Like you could make a list of things you won't fight over and then you only talk about those things.

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: humor-relationships



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I don't want a new man."
"I'll be dead someday," my mother said. "And then what? You'll wish you had someone."
"I have a hamster.

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: humor-relationships



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Normally writers do not talk much,because they are saving their conversations for the readers of their book-
those invisible listeners with whom we wish to strike a sympathetic chord.

Ruskin Bond

Stichwörter: humor-relationships



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