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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

D.J. MacHale

Stichwörter: humor people clowns

The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life.

Garrison Keillor

Stichwörter: humor politics

Ginny!" said Mr. Weasley, flabbergasted. "Haven't I taught you anything? What have I always told you? Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain?

J.K. Rowling

Stichwörter: humor trust

Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.
Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable.
Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.

Ambrose Bierce

Stichwörter: humor inspiration definition

Everything not forbidden is compulsory

T.H. White

Stichwörter: humor absurd government totalitarianism

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Ambrose Bierce

Stichwörter: humor politics intelligence

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a best-seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

Flannery O'Connor

Stichwörter: humor writing criticism

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

Flannery O'Connor

Stichwörter: humor wit