Die besten Zitate der Welt!

Life is like a box of chocolates.

Winston Groom

Stichwörter: humor

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Robin Williams

Stichwörter: humor men

Of all ridiculous things the most ridiculous seems to me, to be busy — to be a man who is brisk about his food and his work. Therefore, whenever I see a fly settling, in the decisive moment, on the nose of such a person of affairs; or if he is spattered with mud from a carriage which drives past him in still greater haste; or the drawbridge opens up before him; or a tile falls down and knocks him dead, then I laugh heartily.

Søren Kierkegaard

Stichwörter: humor bourgeoise haste hurry ridiculousness

Did you know that I can see you?

Katt Williams

Stichwörter: humor

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Stichwörter: humor gossip slander

Did you ever see anybody so disgusting: said lightning to thunder, "never," growled thunder, "let's give him the works.

William Steig

Stichwörter: humor

You're...standing...in...my...KUMQUATS!

Tom Jones

Stichwörter: humor

The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

Douglas Adams

Stichwörter: humor drinking bar-guide

Room service? Send up a larger room."

[A Night at the Opera]

Groucho Marx

Stichwörter: humor hotel-rooms hotels room-service