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It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.

Stichwörter: humor intelligence spelling

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?

Billy Connolly

Stichwörter: humor lost

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Groucho Marx

Stichwörter: humor

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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Bill Watterson

Stichwörter: humor

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Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It’s beyond me.

Zora Neale Hurston

Stichwörter: humor self-worth self-assurance discrimination

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Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction.

Rowena Cherry

Stichwörter: humor humour fantasy alien-romance futuristic rhett

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What in the blue star-blazes did you see in Jason?" he asked, still forcefully but with his frustration and jealousy under better control.

"For one thing, Djetth, he wasn't trying to kill me!"

("Marsh", heroine of Insufficient Mating Material)

Rowena Cherry

Stichwörter: humor romance humour fantasy aliens alien-romance futuristic

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If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in breach of contract...

-- Rhett

Rowena Cherry

Stichwörter: humor romance humour fantasy alien-romance futuristic

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As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a risky plan.

Rowena Cherry

Stichwörter: humor romance novel alien-romance award-winning grievous rowena-cherry science-fiction-romance space-opera spoof