It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.
Andrew JacksonTags: humor intelligence spelling
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
Billy ConnollyI never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho MarxTags: humor
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Bill WattersonTags: humor
Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It’s beyond me.
Zora Neale HurstonTags: humor self-worth self-assurance discrimination
Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction.
Rowena CherryTags: humor humour fantasy alien-romance futuristic rhett
What in the blue star-blazes did you see in Jason?" he asked, still forcefully but with his frustration and jealousy under better control.
"For one thing, Djetth, he wasn't trying to kill me!"
("Marsh", heroine of Insufficient Mating Material)
Tags: humor romance humour fantasy aliens alien-romance futuristic
If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in breach of contract...
-- Rhett
Tags: humor romance humour fantasy alien-romance futuristic
As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a risky plan.
Rowena CherryTags: humor romance novel alien-romance award-winning grievous rowena-cherry science-fiction-romance space-opera spoof
George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.
Margaret ChoTags: humor bush-sucks
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