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Humor is a universal lanuage.

You mean that because I have no name I cannot die and that you cannot be held answerable for death even if you kill me?"

"That is about the size of it," said the Sergeant.

I felt so sad and so entirely disappointed that tears came into my eyes and a lump of incommunicable poignancy swelled tragically in my throat. I began to feel intensely every fragment of my equal humanity. The life that was bubbling at the end of my fingers was real and nearly painful in intensity and so was the beauty of my warm face and the loose humanity of my limbs and the racy health of my red rich blood. To leave it all without good reason and to smash the little empire into small fragments was a thing too pitiful even to refuse to think about.

Flann O'Brien

Stichwörter: humor humour gallows-humour

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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Erma Bombeck

Stichwörter: humor pain laughter tragedy hurt comedy

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When humor goes, there goes civilization.

Erma Bombeck

Stichwörter: humor society civilization

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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

Dave Barry

Stichwörter: humor humour

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Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

Woody Allen

Stichwörter: humor religion physics attributed

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Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

Bill Watterson

Stichwörter: humor calvin-and-hobbes

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The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement.