Humor is a universal lanuage.
Joel GoodmanTags: humor language universal
You mean that because I have no name I cannot die and that you cannot be held answerable for death even if you kill me?"
"That is about the size of it," said the Sergeant.
I felt so sad and so entirely disappointed that tears came into my eyes and a lump of incommunicable poignancy swelled tragically in my throat. I began to feel intensely every fragment of my equal humanity. The life that was bubbling at the end of my fingers was real and nearly painful in intensity and so was the beauty of my warm face and the loose humanity of my limbs and the racy health of my red rich blood. To leave it all without good reason and to smash the little empire into small fragments was a thing too pitiful even to refuse to think about.
Tags: humor humour gallows-humour
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
Erma BombeckTags: humor pain laughter tragedy hurt comedy
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Erma BombeckTags: humor society civilization
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
Dave BarryPhotons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
Woody AllenTags: humor religion physics attributed
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
Bill WattersonTags: humor calvin-and-hobbes
The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement.
Don RoffTags: humor life inspirational art writing nature funny
Always mystify, torture, mislead, and surprise the audience as much as possible.
Don RoffTags: humor writing torture audience
Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.
Don RoffTags: humor inspirational writing
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