When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
Carl SaganTags: humor laughter philosophy genius
In a totally sane society, madness is the only freedom.
J.G. BallardTags: humor
God is even in a single parent household.
Karen SalmansohnTags: humor relationships
Exactly!" said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means.
Douglas AdamsTags: humor life meaning question answer
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Robert BenchleyTags: humor
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
Tom SnyderTags: humor
I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.
Mark TwainTags: humor revenge healthy-living
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert BenchleyTags: humor
When Morton Silkline reached the hall, his customer was just flapping out a small window. Quite suddenly, Morton Silkline found the floor.
Richard MathesonTags: humor
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