Here I am Rock You Like a Hurricane.
Dave EggersSo why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —”
“Don’t talk to your mother like that.
Tags: humor harry-potter epithet ron-weasley
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Scott AdamsTags: humor
Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.
Miguel de Cervantes SaavedraCompromise is a stalling between two fools.
Stephen FryTags: humor foolishness fools compromise
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney BrownTags: humor
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.
Abraham LincolnTags: humor life beauty people attractiveness
Like every other creature on the face of the earth, Godfrey was, by birthright, a stupendous badass, albeit in the somewhat narrow technical sense that he could trace his ancestry back up a long line of slightly less highly evolved stupendous badasses to that first self-replicating gizmo---which, given the number and variety of its descendants, might justifiably be described as the most stupendous badass of all time. Everyone and everything that wasn't a stupendous badass was dead.
Neal StephensonTags: humor wwii historical-fiction internet neal stephenson
To be, or not to be; that is the bare bodkin
That makes calamity of so long life;
Tags: humor huckleberry
My ears are too beeg for my head. My head ees too beeg for my body. I am not a Siamese cat ... I AM A CHIHUAHUA!"
-- Skippyjon Jones (In his very best Spanish accent)
Tags: humor spanish chihuahua childrens-book siamese-cat
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