Here I am Rock You Like a Hurricane.

Dave Eggers

Mots clés humor travel velocity



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So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —”
“Don’t talk to your mother like that.

J.K. Rowling

Mots clés humor harry-potter epithet ron-weasley



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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Scott Adams

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Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.

Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

Mots clés humor reading books



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Compromise is a stalling between two fools.

Stephen Fry

Mots clés humor foolishness fools compromise



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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A. Whitney Brown

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The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.

Abraham Lincoln

Mots clés humor life beauty people attractiveness



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Like every other creature on the face of the earth, Godfrey was, by birthright, a stupendous badass, albeit in the somewhat narrow technical sense that he could trace his ancestry back up a long line of slightly less highly evolved stupendous badasses to that first self-replicating gizmo---which, given the number and variety of its descendants, might justifiably be described as the most stupendous badass of all time. Everyone and everything that wasn't a stupendous badass was dead.

Neal Stephenson

Mots clés humor wwii historical-fiction internet neal stephenson



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To be, or not to be; that is the bare bodkin
That makes calamity of so long life;

Mark Twain

Mots clés humor huckleberry



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My ears are too beeg for my head. My head ees too beeg for my body. I am not a Siamese cat ... I AM A CHIHUAHUA!"
-- Skippyjon Jones (In his very best Spanish accent)

Judy Schachner

Mots clés humor spanish chihuahua childrens-book siamese-cat



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