When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.

Dr. Seuss

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But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

Carl Sagan

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In a totally sane society, madness is the only freedom.

J.G. Ballard

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God is even in a single parent household.

Karen Salmansohn

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Exactly!" said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means.

Douglas Adams

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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

Robert Benchley

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If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

Tom Snyder

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I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Mark Twain

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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Robert Benchley

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When Morton Silkline reached the hall, his customer was just flapping out a small window. Quite suddenly, Morton Silkline found the floor.

Richard Matheson

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