There's no trouble in this world so serious that it can't be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and the Book of Common Prayer.

Elizabeth Gilbert

Stichwörter: humor



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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.

Dorothy Parker

Stichwörter: humor



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Curiouser and curiouser.

Lewis Carroll

Stichwörter: humor children-s-lit favorites



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If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

Woody Allen

Stichwörter: humor religion christian-behavior organized-religion woody-allen



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So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,
Go throw your TV set away,
And in its place you can install
A lovely bookshelf on the wall.
Then fill the shelves with lots of books.

Roald Dahl

Stichwörter: humor books television



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The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Stichwörter: humor politics george-w-bush adolf-hitler electoral-politics



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If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.

Terry Pratchett

Stichwörter: humor life cynicism



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As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.

Bill Watterson

Stichwörter: humor



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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?

Bill Watterson

Stichwörter: humor



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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.

Bill Watterson

Stichwörter: humor



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