There's no trouble in this world so serious that it can't be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and the Book of Common Prayer.
Elizabeth GilbertTag: humor
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
Dorothy ParkerTag: humor
Curiouser and curiouser.
Lewis CarrollTag: humor children-s-lit favorites
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
Woody AllenTag: humor religion christian-behavior organized-religion woody-allen
So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,
Go throw your TV set away,
And in its place you can install
A lovely bookshelf on the wall.
Then fill the shelves with lots of books.
Tag: humor books television
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.Tag: humor politics george-w-bush adolf-hitler electoral-politics
If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.
Terry PratchettAs far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
Bill WattersonTag: humor
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?
Bill WattersonTag: humor
Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
Bill WattersonTag: humor
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