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Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.

Markus Herz

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Mistletoe," said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it.
"Good thinking," said Luna seriously. "It's often infested with nargles.

J.K. Rowling

Stichwörter: humor christmas

I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

Ronald Reagan

Stichwörter: humor politics growing-older napping

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

Groucho Marx

Stichwörter: humor

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

Bill Cosby

Stichwörter: humor

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.

H.L. Mencken

Stichwörter: humor cabbage cooking fragrance idealism metaphors perfume roses similes

This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.

George V. Higgins

Stichwörter: humor life misattributed-john-wayne

Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend. Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine too?

J.K. Rowling

Stichwörter: humor party

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

W.C. Fields

Stichwörter: humor success