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I haven't devoured a soul in...What month is this? March?

Have you ever heard of a condom? Don't Carpathians have condoms? Because I'm thinking that if you're all that worried, a condom might be just the thing."
His smile was slow in coming. "I had not thought of that. As a rule Carpathians do not need such things.

Christine Feehan

Stichwörter: humorous-quotes

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My embarrassment was complete. If I just had passed out, that would have been bad enough. But to make matters worse, Will had carried me outside, where everyone else was; everyone in my youth group had seen Will carrying me. I felt like melting into the bench on which I sat.

Annie Riley

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Don't ignore me. I only get more annoying.

Richelle E. Goodrich

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All real estate agents should be put on a decommissioned naval frigate which is then towed out into the deepest part of the Atlantic and sunk. It's rather unfortunate that, in recent years, real estate agents have become comedy betes-noires. Rather like lawyers or used car salesmen. Every time they mention their job they probably get people amusingly making the sign of the cross at them or are subjected to some good-natured, humorous ribbing. This has the effect of distorting what I'm trying to say here, which isn't in the nature of a smiling roll of the eyes and a "Tsk, real estate agents, eh?" but rather "All real estate agents should be put on a decommissioned naval frigate which is then towed out into the deepest part of the Atlantic and sunk.

Mil Millington

Stichwörter: humor humorous-quotes real-estate-agents

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Sam was waiting for her,his gaze sweeping over her. "Looks great."
"I look like a geek," Lucy said. "I smell like a brewery. And I need a bra."
"My dream date.

Lisa Kleypas

Stichwörter: humorous-quotes

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Pan Bilbo ho naučil i číst a psát — nic zlýho tím ovšem nemyslel
a doufám, že z toho nic zlýho nevzejde

J.R.R. Tolkien

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Mister if you want more to join,’ She said half-choked ‘you’ll have to put in the coin.

Angelo Tsanatelis

Stichwörter: saying humorous-quotes dark-hunters-series vicare

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We're all secretly idiots inside.