It had better be. It doesn't do much when it's soft.
Brent WeeksStichwörter: humorous
Shut up, Arthur,' said my mother, and he zipped his mouth shut like an infuriating child.
Ginger started to laugh. Not at anything in particular, but just because Ginger was stoned.
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Renee: “The Greek government doesn’t know that I found anything that day in the temple. And they for sure wouldn’t want to know about the little mess I left behind.” She grimaced.
Trout: “Little mess? You started a freakin’ cave in, you moron. Nice work by the way. Way to keep up international relations. ‘Uh, yeah, hi, I’m Renée, I’m an American. I’m here to, you know, like, drink all your wine, trash the joint, steal all your valuable shit and then bolt the country.’ Why didn’t you just drop your shorts and pee in the Parthenon?
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David: “How the hell did you get dressed so fast?”
Renee: “How do you know I didn’t streak naked through the lobby and had clothes waiting for me in the car?”
David: “Heh. Good thing the archaeological paparazzi didn’t have a team on duty.”
Renee: “I’d have taken ’em out. My whole body is a weapon.
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Renee: “Trout, get your mind out of the gutter.”
Trout: “Can’t help it—it’s attached to my body.
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Those who do not complain are never pitied.
Jane AustenStichwörter: humorous
Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?
Simone ElkelesStichwörter: humorous
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Chili DavisStichwörter: happiness humorous solemnity
It is a curious fact that small boys are more terrified of their babysitters than small girls are. In part, this is because small girls and babysitters, who are usually slightly larger girls, belong to the same species, and therefore understand each other. Small boys, on the other hand, do not understand girls, and therefore being looked after by one is a little like a hamster being looked after by a shark. If you are a small boy, it may be some consolation to you to know that even large boys do not understand girls, and girls, by and large, do not understand boys. This makes adult life very interesting.
John ConnollyStichwörter: children humorous babysitter
...as nervous as a bird in a coal mine.
Jim ButcherStichwörter: humorous
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