Writers cleave together like a demonic AA group - we are singularly able to dance with each other's devils...
J.D. YoungStichwörter: humorous
Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.
Jill ShalvisStichwörter: humorous
Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card...
Jill ShalvisStichwörter: humorous
Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.
Jill ShalvisStichwörter: humorous
If it’s going to be two against one, make sure you aren’t the one.
Jill ShalvisStichwörter: humorous
Remember, you’re unique. And so is everyone else.
Jill ShalvisStichwörter: humorous
Never do anything that you don’t want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel.
Jill ShalvisStichwörter: humorous
It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
Jill ShalvisStichwörter: humorous
A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking.
Jill ShalvisStichwörter: thinking humorous
Oh good Lord. She definitely hadn't put on enough deodorant for this.
Jill ShalvisStichwörter: humorous
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