Writers cleave together like a demonic AA group - we are singularly able to dance with each other's devils...

J.D. Young

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Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.

Jill Shalvis

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Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card...

Jill Shalvis

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Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.

Jill Shalvis

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If it’s going to be two against one, make sure you aren’t the one.

Jill Shalvis

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Remember, you’re unique. And so is everyone else.

Jill Shalvis

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Never do anything that you don’t want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel.

Jill Shalvis

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It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

Jill Shalvis

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A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking.

Jill Shalvis

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Oh good Lord. She definitely hadn't put on enough deodorant for this.

Jill Shalvis

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