Błogosławiony ten, co nie mając nic do powiedzenia, nie obleka tego faktu w słowa.
Julian TuwimTag: life relationships humorous
If I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would have fallen in love. If I had wanted to fall in love, I would have met the right girl. If I had wanted to meet the right girl, I would have drank a whole lot less.
Carroll BryantTag: humorous
What do they say about meeting a bear in the woods? Oh right, you shouldn't. And to make sure you don't, you should make a lot of noise so that they'll will know where you are and keep their distance because, supposedly, they're as nervous of us as we are of them. Which is all goo, except this bear doesn't seem the least bit nervous. He's giving me a look like I'm Goldilocks, ate his porridge, broke his chair, slept in his bed, and now it's payback time."- Widdershins
Charles de LintTag: adversity humorous fairytales
Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.
Rob ThurmanTag: humorous
who me?"
anita blake series
by: Laurell K Hamilton
Tag: humorous
Kiss my ass Rath Roiben Rye
Holly BlackTag: humorous
If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
Kinky FriedmanTag: life inspirational funny humorous
I didn't do it,' he insisted.
'Then why did you run?' Sabrina asked.
'And send rabbits to eat us! I'm a seven-year-old girl,' Daphne said. 'Do you know how important bunny rabbits are to me?
Tag: humorous
Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.
Adam SelzerTag: humor humorous humorous-quotations
I was stark raving mad, and my family was too polite to mention it. That's what living with the Yamanis does to people. They get so well-mannered they won't mention you're crazy.
Tamora PierceTag: humorous
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