Chyna Shepherd, untouched and alive and able to pee.

Dean Koontz

Stichwörter: humorous



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Who’d have thought your screwball brother could have gone so serial-killer fucktwat insane?

Larissa Ione

Stichwörter: humorous



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Yep, ouch. He and apologies didn’t get along.

Larissa Ione

Stichwörter: humorous



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She's realized the real problem with stories -- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death.

Neil Gaiman

Stichwörter: death stories humorous



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Any day above ground is a good day.

Robert Gerus

Stichwörter: humorous



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If we loved Steve Aylett, really loved him in the way that he deserves, a selfless love that genuinely wanted nothing save his happiness and comfort, we'd lobotomise him.

Alan Moore

Stichwörter: writers humorous steve-aylett



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Democracy was supposed to champion freedom of speech, and yet the simple rules of table decorum could clamp down on the rights their forefathers had fought and died for.

E.A. Bucchianeri

Stichwörter: humor freedom democracy funny freedom-of-speech humorous rights ironic political-correctness dinner sad-but-true table-manners gadfly ettiquette dinners being-polite dinner-conversation



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Stop teasing you two,” Suzy jumped in, “not all of Kathy’s ideas are wacky.”
“Gee thanks. Was that supposed to be a compliment?

E.A. Bucchianeri

Stichwörter: friends funny ideas artists compliments humorous odd-people wacky



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And I remind you of your mother now? I have got to look into a manlier cologne.

Cassandra Clare

Stichwörter: humorous jace city-of-lost-souls



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And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee, I will hire a man, a Russian, probably, to hunt you down and rip all that shiny black hair from your head, then break your skinny arms and legs, and set you on fire, and then put you out with a hammer. And should there be children from your beastly rutting, I shall have the Russian man cut them to tiny pieces and feed them to Madame Jacob's dog. because, although he may be only a worthless, simpleminded, libertine artist, Lucien is my favorite, and I will not have him hurt. Do you understand?

Christopher Moore

Stichwörter: humorous



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