Chyna Shepherd, untouched and alive and able to pee.
Dean KoontzTags: humorous
Who’d have thought your screwball brother could have gone so serial-killer fucktwat insane?
Larissa IoneTags: humorous
Yep, ouch. He and apologies didn’t get along.
Larissa IoneTags: humorous
She's realized the real problem with stories -- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death.
Neil GaimanAny day above ground is a good day.
Robert GerusTags: humorous
If we loved Steve Aylett, really loved him in the way that he deserves, a selfless love that genuinely wanted nothing save his happiness and comfort, we'd lobotomise him.
Alan MooreTags: writers humorous steve-aylett
Democracy was supposed to champion freedom of speech, and yet the simple rules of table decorum could clamp down on the rights their forefathers had fought and died for.
E.A. BucchianeriTags: humor freedom democracy funny freedom-of-speech humorous rights ironic political-correctness dinner sad-but-true table-manners gadfly ettiquette dinners being-polite dinner-conversation
Stop teasing you two,” Suzy jumped in, “not all of Kathy’s ideas are wacky.”
“Gee thanks. Was that supposed to be a compliment?
Tags: friends funny ideas artists compliments humorous odd-people wacky
And I remind you of your mother now? I have got to look into a manlier cologne.
Cassandra ClareTags: humorous jace city-of-lost-souls
And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee, I will hire a man, a Russian, probably, to hunt you down and rip all that shiny black hair from your head, then break your skinny arms and legs, and set you on fire, and then put you out with a hammer. And should there be children from your beastly rutting, I shall have the Russian man cut them to tiny pieces and feed them to Madame Jacob's dog. because, although he may be only a worthless, simpleminded, libertine artist, Lucien is my favorite, and I will not have him hurt. Do you understand?
Christopher MooreTags: humorous
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