On a cooler sun on a primordial earth:
"I later learned that biologists, when they are feeling jocose, refer to this as the 'Chinese Resaturant Problem'--because we has a dim sun.

Bill Bryson

Tags: science humorous



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Trust me, I write fiction.

Rob Mahan

Tags: humorous



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I don't think I'd want Mickey Mouse pimping for me anyway.

Haruki Murakami

Tags: humour humorous



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Well, so you don't get too cocky, I myself often complete the TV Guide crossword puzzle." He puffed out his chest. "In pen.

Shelly Laurenston

Tags: humorous lol putting-on-his-big-boy-pants



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Jesus girls! Wake up! If a guy wants to drain you of your energy, emotions, and life force he won’t sparkle in the sunshine, he’ll just marry you.

Nick Shamhart

Tags: humor funny humorous



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Holy hell, Trev! What kind of move was that?”

Trevor leaned over her with a big smile on his face. “You really thought I would give up that easy? I am a geek, Cassie, not a friggin’ wimp. It’s called the internet and how to videos.

Cecilia Aubrey & Chris Almeida

Tags: humorous novel



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Vikings don't have faults, they have clubs.

Tara Brown

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Zane wondered if Ty was a mama‟s boy. He tipped his head to the side, watching them as he picked out a piece of warm bread, and thought maybe so. Not that he would ever voice that opinion to Ty until he was good and ready to die.

Madeleine Urban

Tags: humorous



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In Wilson's scale of evaluations breakfast rated just after life itself and ahead of the chance of immortality."
~ By His Bootstraps / Robert A. Heinlein

Robert A. Heinlein

Tags: humorous breakfast



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You know what I could use? A thrill.

Jim Moorman

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