Jewish vampires: Garlic? As a weapon? No its a spice silly human

Tasha Turner

Stichwörter: humorous jewish vampire jewish-vampire



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If we take the president of GM, they'll make us pay to give him back." (said by a kidnapper)

Owen Laukkanen

Stichwörter: humorous



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He’s sort of a homeless horse,” I said.
“I’m leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won’t be back for a couple days. You can put the horse in the garage, but I don’t want that horse in my apartment.”
“Who would put a horse in an apartment? That’s dumb.”
“Where’s the horse staying now?”
“My apartment.”
“I can always count on you to brighten my day,” Ranger said. And he disconnected.

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: humorous



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There were two books I remember changing my life as a introverted, bookish 14 year old. The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand and The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien. One was set in a fantastic world, populated by outlandish characters,tired prose, foul monsters, evil incarnate and a message about losing one's humanity. The other book was about hobbits.

Christopher Odell Homsley

Stichwörter: humorous



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Well, wasn't this a night for firsts. Sex. Arson. Pants.

J.R. Ward

Stichwörter: humorous



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You are an old pig!'one of them said to the other. 'And that is worse than being a young one.

Ivan Turgenev

Stichwörter: philosophy humorous generations



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There's no such thing as a sane woman.

Andrew Sturm

Stichwörter: life-lessons humorous project value-of-life kirkwood



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One should never marry a man who doesn't own a decent set of scissors.

Gillian Flynn

Stichwörter: humorous scissors



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He never did get right all the way again. And every once in a while he'd come down all bitey.

Jonathan Maberry

Stichwörter: humorous zombies riot



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Here's my using dickwad in a sentence. Greg is such a dickwad, he locks his car in the Pagoda Pizza parking lot. (No. That isn't a real Vocab word.)

A.S. King

Stichwörter: humorous vocabulary



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