Children are nothing but a problem people create and then congratulate themselves on solving.
Curtis SittenfeldStichwörter: humorous political-correctness
Oh, hell. You're a fairy," I said.
"Yeah," he said. "You know, they call it 'being gay' nowadays, but sure, whatever.
Stichwörter: fantasy gay humorous young-adult glbtq fairy teen
- Szépen vagyunk - mondta anya. (...) Egyetlen családtagunk büszkélkedhet normális párkapcsolattal, az is szociopata.
Dan WellsStichwörter: humorous
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".
Russell BelandStichwörter: humor men humanity funny dating humorous date
She laughed. ''You seem pretty normal.''
''You've never seen Ben snort Sprite up his nose and then spit it out of his mouth,'' I said.
''I look like a demented carbonated fountain,'' he deadpanned.
Stichwörter: humorous
THIS IS A COMPLIMENT?
You're incrediburgable
she said
which is to say
You're a little like incredible
but a lot more like a
hamburger.
Stichwörter: humor humorous humorous-quotes
For a time he read his Neil Diamond bible by the firelight. He paused, twisting nervously at his goatee, considering the law in Deuteronomy that forbade clothes with mixed fibers. A problematic bit of Scripture. A matter that required thought.
"Only the devil wants man to have a wide range of lightweight and comfortable styles to choose from," he murmured at last, trying out a new proverb. "Although there may be no forgiveness for polyester. On this matter, Satan and the Lord are in agreement.
Stichwörter: humorous
Basset Hounds never get scared. We’re fearless, resolute and know how to season a good lamb chop.
Elias ZappleStichwörter: humor dogs humorous children-s-books children-s-fiction basset-hounds basset-hound skateboards
The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.
Jacob M. AppelStichwörter: humor sexuality men women romance sex dating humorous dating-advice persuasion sexy-humor dating-tips
If people fainted from too much thinking I’d scarcely ever be conscious,” Tabitha began at once. “I think and think all the time, and I’ve never fainted – not once.” She looked over at Barney enviously. “Why do the best things always happen to other people and not to a promising writer?
Margaret MahyStichwörter: humorous
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