Children are nothing but a problem people create and then congratulate themselves on solving.
Curtis SittenfeldMots clés humorous political-correctness
Oh, hell. You're a fairy," I said.
"Yeah," he said. "You know, they call it 'being gay' nowadays, but sure, whatever.
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- Szépen vagyunk - mondta anya. (...) Egyetlen családtagunk büszkélkedhet normális párkapcsolattal, az is szociopata.
Dan WellsMots clés humorous
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".
Russell BelandMots clés humor men humanity funny dating humorous date
She laughed. ''You seem pretty normal.''
''You've never seen Ben snort Sprite up his nose and then spit it out of his mouth,'' I said.
''I look like a demented carbonated fountain,'' he deadpanned.
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THIS IS A COMPLIMENT?
You're incrediburgable
she said
which is to say
You're a little like incredible
but a lot more like a
hamburger.
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For a time he read his Neil Diamond bible by the firelight. He paused, twisting nervously at his goatee, considering the law in Deuteronomy that forbade clothes with mixed fibers. A problematic bit of Scripture. A matter that required thought.
"Only the devil wants man to have a wide range of lightweight and comfortable styles to choose from," he murmured at last, trying out a new proverb. "Although there may be no forgiveness for polyester. On this matter, Satan and the Lord are in agreement.
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Basset Hounds never get scared. We’re fearless, resolute and know how to season a good lamb chop.
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The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.
Jacob M. AppelMots clés humor sexuality men women romance sex dating humorous dating-advice persuasion sexy-humor dating-tips
If people fainted from too much thinking I’d scarcely ever be conscious,” Tabitha began at once. “I think and think all the time, and I’ve never fainted – not once.” She looked over at Barney enviously. “Why do the best things always happen to other people and not to a promising writer?
Margaret MahyMots clés humorous
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