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You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.

Will Cuppy

Mots clés humor poverty humorous poverty-and-politics

You hit the Lord of The Titans with a blue plastic hairbrush.

Are you going to be all right now?" Loki asked. He'd walked me over here, and he waited just inside the doorway.

"Yeah I'm great," I lied and sat on the bed. "The entire kingdom is falling apart. People are dying. I have to kill my father. And my husband just went crazy

Amanda Hocking

Mots clés humorous loki wendy

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The cost of living is going up while the chances of living are going down.

Flip Wilson

Mots clés humor humorous

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And here is my sweet little Annamaria,’ she added, tenderly caressing a little girl of three years old, who had not made a noise for the last two minutes; ‘And she is always so gentle and quiet—Never was there such a quiet little thing!’ But unfortunately in bestowing these embraces, a pin in her ladyship’s head dress slightly scratching the child’s neck, produced from this pattern of gentleness such violent screams, as could hardly be outdone by any creature professedly noisy. The mother’s consternation was excessive; but it could not surpass the alarm of the Miss Steeles, and every thing was done by all three, in so critical an emergency, which affection could suggest as likely to assuage the agonies of the little sufferer. She was seated in her mother’s lap, covered with kisses, her wound bathed with lavender-water, by one of the Miss Steeles, who was on her knees to attend her, and her mouth stuffed with sugar plums by the other. With such a reward for her tears, the child was too wise to cease crying.

Jane Austen

Mots clés children humorous

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tan kian ann

Mots clés humorous

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Nixon’s offences had been so long in the past, so much part of a different era that he now seemed like some lovable but bigoted uncle you tolerated at Christmas and Thanksgiving.

Jacob M. Appel

Mots clés humor humorous nixon

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When Uncle W. G. held out his hand to take my money, I dropped the dead mouse in his hand.

Earl B. Russell

Mots clés growing-up humorous family-relationships pranks childhood-memories

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Screw the shops; I want a duty-free office.

Rishi Piparaiya

Mots clés travel humorous airports

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Not a week after Annie put her foot in Mrs. Huffmaster's duff, the Captain upped and laid down the date.