You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.
Will CuppyTags: humor poverty humorous poverty-and-politics
You hit the Lord of The Titans with a blue plastic hairbrush.
Rick RiordanTags: humorous
Are you going to be all right now?" Loki asked. He'd walked me over here, and he waited just inside the doorway.
"Yeah I'm great," I lied and sat on the bed. "The entire kingdom is falling apart. People are dying. I have to kill my father. And my husband just went crazy
The cost of living is going up while the chances of living are going down.
Flip WilsonAnd here is my sweet little Annamaria,’ she added, tenderly caressing a little girl of three years old, who had not made a noise for the last two minutes; ‘And she is always so gentle and quiet—Never was there such a quiet little thing!’ But unfortunately in bestowing these embraces, a pin in her ladyship’s head dress slightly scratching the child’s neck, produced from this pattern of gentleness such violent screams, as could hardly be outdone by any creature professedly noisy. The mother’s consternation was excessive; but it could not surpass the alarm of the Miss Steeles, and every thing was done by all three, in so critical an emergency, which affection could suggest as likely to assuage the agonies of the little sufferer. She was seated in her mother’s lap, covered with kisses, her wound bathed with lavender-water, by one of the Miss Steeles, who was on her knees to attend her, and her mouth stuffed with sugar plums by the other. With such a reward for her tears, the child was too wise to cease crying.
Jane Austenhey man, i am tankianann and i like to research
tan kian annTags: humorous
Nixon’s offences had been so long in the past, so much part of a different era that he now seemed like some lovable but bigoted uncle you tolerated at Christmas and Thanksgiving.
Jacob M. AppelWhen Uncle W. G. held out his hand to take my money, I dropped the dead mouse in his hand.
Earl B. RussellTags: growing-up humorous family-relationships pranks childhood-memories
Screw the shops; I want a duty-free office.
Rishi PiparaiyaTags: travel humorous airports
Not a week after Annie put her foot in Mrs. Huffmaster's duff, the Captain upped and laid down the date.
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