Indeed! I am truly glad to hear it. I always always fond of Osborne; and, do you know, I never really took to Roger; I respected him and all that, of course. But to compare him with Mr. Henderson! Mr. Henderson is so handsome and well-bred, and gets all his gloves from Houbigant!
Elizabeth GaskellTags: humorous
Putting the brakes on is not an easy thing for a vamp to do. It's kind of like a shark trying to stop a feeding frenzy, or that old potato chip slogan: "Bet you can't eat just one.
Jim GraysonPut down that bottle and pickup an Oreo instead...you"ll live longer! #JustSaying
Timothy PinaTags: inspirational humorous
I think that I was too self-centered to ever develop good skills as a peacemaker. In my younger days, I assumed that it was because I was smarter than everyone else, with no patience for explaining things in short words for mouthbreathers who just didn't get it.
Cory DoctorowTags: humorous
And his father has the gall to think I’d seduce a kid who uses Clearasil instead of aftershave!
Elaine Raco ChaseTags: humorous
Harry -- yer a wizard.
I'm a what?
Tags: humorous
Hermione: You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cocroach!
Ron: Hermione, no! He's no worth it.
Tags: humorous
Ron: [mimicking Hermione] "It's Levi-OOOOH-sa not LevioSAR." She's a nightmare, honestly. It's no wonder she hasn't got any friends!
J.K. RowlingTags: humorous
Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies?
J.K. RowlingTags: humorous
Hermione: You! You foul loathsome evil little cockroach!
J.K. RowlingTags: humorous
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